robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
boriqua-chan: Sometimes I look at anime men and sigh longingly because they’re so perfect. And then I cry because they don’t exist.
Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: itsrainingblogs: So, like, I’m sitting in my room and I just hear, “You are an ignorant furby, and nobody in this house likes you” My sister is mentally abusing the furby she got for Christmas because “It says on the box that the way we treat them shapes their personalities.” SHE JUST WANTS TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN. YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH PEOPLE’S LIVES LIKE THAT. I AM...
baby-scars: yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
Who came up with kisses? The very first kiss must...
laugh-addict: “What are you doing to my face?” “Just trust me on this one”
njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
genderikari: siliconedrops: genderikari: real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks. I stopped reading at “real women” you should have kept reading
nyozeka: i hope my first child is a dragon
hungryhowie: saying “ow” when you get hit in a video game
celtysturlusons: animes i need to watch